Best of the old school

I don't like glitz, polish, or skinny girls, so Flashers is perfect. The parking lot out back is basic and no one asked me for a dime. Staff at the door is friendly and actually carded me. Inside there are pillars, too many doors to keep track of, and paintings of Greeks and Romans on the walls. The main stage is pretty straightforward, but there is a long skinny raised stage right in front of the bar that crowds you right in (but the view is good). Most of the patrons are local Southern guys, but the whole effect is surreal Italian.

I was there on a Saturday. The girls are good to great, if you like voluptuous women. Ethnicity is well mixed. All of them are friendly and can make conversation. There are one or two who are very aggressive but you'll be ok if you don't just follow the first girl who grabs you (and yes, that's what I mean). There are one or two who are just dynamite. I spent a good amount of time with Fetish, who was smart and sexy as hell. She also did about the best dance I've ever had without getting in bed. Prices at Flashers are low, so I gave Fetish a big extra tip. She earned it, and I'll be coming back.