EEWWWWW!!!!

My God, this has got to be the most depressing strip club I've ever been to. It is a shame that it is the only strip club on the west side of El Paso. From outside, the club looks like some derelict warehouse in the middle of nowhere. To get inside, you have to cough up $20, which is ludicrous considering how little and destitute it is. I mean, the Red Parrot charges $10 and is a much more elegant club (yes, the RP is not precisely posh or opulent but compared to this dump is a palace). As soon as I got there I went to the bathroom (I had driven all the way from Las Cruces and nature called) and it was so filthy it was almost biohazardous. I have seen bathrooms in gas stations far cleaner than this. Then there were the strippers. In my 15+ years of visiting strip clubs I've never been to any club that didn't have at least one fit girl. But on Zebras, for the first time in my life I found myself in a strip club in which the four or five girls working, ALL were plus sizes. Out of all of them only one was doable and the rest were some real porkers. I thought about getting a dance from the sole ok-looking girl (Mimi I think was her name) but I didn't want to pay for the VIP and all I wanted was to get out of there. I didn't ask what the price for VIP was but a coworker later told me it was $30! So in conclusion, all the horror stories you have heard about this club are true, so stay the fuck away. Yes, El Paso westsiders, this is the closest one you've got but it is not worth it. Better make the drive to Dreams or Red Parrot. Fuck, even Foxys is better than this dump.