Not for me

I will do extras, but they are not my focal point of strip clubbing and 90% of the time they just seem to happen, without any prior negotiation whatsoever. Having said that, strip clubs fascinate me and I have always been curious about this one. Therefore, on the way back from Virginia and in dire need of a pit stop, a beer and some football on tv instead of XM radio, I stopped in. Truly lousy Bridgeport neighborhood, which made me glad I had my wife's car and not mine. Tipped the bum on the street corner a few dollars to watch my car, paid my $5.00 and got patted down. Despite being as poorly dressed as possible, I still looked like a 58 year white professional in sweats and not a local. Sat at he only open bar stool bought a reasonably priced beer and saw a nice solid....4 on the stage, which is on a raised area about eh bar and connected to a small room with a pool table or two (not really a second floor) and the infamous "rooms", which I saw no one go into in my hour there. First 4 women who came over were far too big, had those awful giant fake breasts and were too old. Decent ebony looking woman came over and started grinding on me, but had the communication skills of a deaf, mute and while she got me a semi ....when she asked if I wanted a dance I passed.Five more mediocre to poor looking women came over and they too got the brush. Finally, two hot women came over and gave me the menu, which has been repeated enough on this board that I need not repeat it. hey were in my mind 7-8's, small, petite, decent faces. Talking to them was like speaking to my criminal clients however and at the end of the day I passed on both, chugged my beer, left, avoided the desire to scrape all my skin off on the curb and left, If your desire in life is a cheap hooker, in an uncomfortable area, for an amazingly short period of time, then the women are decent looking for what they provide; it looks far more dangerous than it really is and you can go in, blow a load and be back in your car in 30 minutes. If you want to chat, have a drink and get dances with a very beautiful woman and maybe get extras, do what I did and continue up 95 to Providence where I gladly spent $ 185.00 to get the same thing in a nice room with a very pretty girl.