Am I Really the First to Review This Club?

I was driving down OBT (Orange Blossom Trail for you out-of-towners) one night and noticed there were cars parked essentially wherever a car could be parked. The next time the occasion occurred to pass that way I stopped in. …stopped by on a Friday afternoon.

Parking is terrible. There is a small lot behind the club that may fit 8 cars. There is a sign on the curb next to the trailer park across the street advising you to not park on the side of the road. There were cars parked on the side of the road opposite the sign. I found out from one of the dancers that the fenced-in lot across the street is club parking. If you don’t mind parking your car in and walking across a marsh to get to a strip club, go for it. Valet is available.

The club, however, is not terrible. The inside is white and gold with columns like something Caligula might have lived in. The light and sound system looked and sounded good. There are couches around the walls and the stage. Bar is to the left as you walk in. No cover before 7. $10 cover during the week and $15 on the weekends according to the bartender. $5 whiskey and coke. The sign outside said domestics are $3 and imports $3.50. Dances are $10 and are the usual Orlando air dances although it looked like a dancer was pressing her behind against a dude’s crotch during a dance so…YMMV. There is a VIP area in the back with posted prices of $80 for 2 dances up to $400 for an hour. There are prices for fifteen minutes and half an hour but I forget what they are exactly; somewhere between $80 and $400.