I tried this place based on the reviews

I tried this place based on the reviews. I was feeling like something dirty, you know the kind of place you go alone to and not invite anyone out on purpose. I walk in and they have this shitty back bed sheet up right as you walk in so all you see is these two old geezers hanging out, so you know they reviews are accurate and there is gonna be skeezy time or the chicks are ass-ugly. They make you pay like 16 bucks too add insult to it. So I pay the money and walk in, I see this chick that has the morphology of a Katsup packet laying on a bench by the wall, looks like she is slick or something, not a sole else is in there. I sit down and take in the decore which is as described in earlier reviews. I wait for maybe 3 min...the chick on the couch haven't really moved besides hacking something up and downing a drink and lopping back to a prostrate position. They this small petite little chick walks out and looks pretty damn good. Heads up to the stage and motions me over, she is rail thin, nice body tattoos, looks a little older but, I was feeling like some little ass slap. We talk about if i know how it works, I say kind of, I read some reviews, and then she says lets do a dance. It's 100 for 3 songs, pretty steep considering there is not a sole be me and the sloppy girl. I decide it's got to be worth it cause, I saw some good reviews. So I take the trip back to a few shitty little booths. We go to the corner, I'm stoked cause this chick is hot-nasty and what I was there for. She has me throw the money on a chair, doesn't want to even touch it..good sign right, maybe. Well she gives me the most un-inspires 3 dances of my life. I must have missed something or said something wrong. I was bummed cause I was really liking what I saw and, but nothing. She let me suck them little titties for a second the went back to the air-dance, then would flash the ass and pussy, and seem like it was gonna get good, then back to the air dance. After she is like "you want to do 3 more"..nope I'm good. I must be a dumb fuck cause at a place that seemed like a sure think I left feeling like a jackass for spending the $.