I am still in shock.

I wandered in one night by accident. You cant really tell its a strip club. I thought it was a sports bar. It was cold out so i decided to stay for a drink. It was my first time in a new orleans strip club. Within 5 minutes of sitting down, i was approached by a giant black woman. I thought it was a man at first. The next girl to approach me was more of a woman. I knew that cause I could see the scars from all the kids she had. She offered me a bj for 120 if I could blow my load in less than 3 songs. I politely declined and got the hell out of there. It smelled like my sons dirty socks.