This club is expensive and has...

This club is expensive and has a lot of hustle, but it can be very high mileage.

I got there at about 5am on a weekday morning, no convention in town, and it was still busy: Lots of customers and even more girls. The girl I found most attractive (petite strawberry blonde) was actually on one of the small stages, so I sat down in front of it and started tipping her. I was immediately pounced on by another, much less attractive girl, who kept demanding that I have a lap dance or go to the VIP room. She eventually relented when the girl from the stage came down, and sat herself in my lap.

The lapdances I got downstairs ($20 each) were very high mileage (lots of grinding and pretty much unlimited touching) and the girl didn't mind sitting in my lap and caressing me even when we weren't dancing. After a few (normal bar-priced) drinks, she persuaded me to go to the VIP room, which was supposedly $100. However, she didn't tell me that that's just to get in: Once there, you need to buy at least two drinks (one for her and one for me), at a total cost of another $50. (Yes, $25 a drink!) She also kept asking for more in tips.