Busier than I expected
I haven't been to Fantasy Ranch in a long time and it was busier than I expected. At least the parking lot was full. There are two other clubs nearby. One on the left and one on the right. I guess those two were really hopping because every single parking space was filled. I was going to leave but as I was pulling out a parking spot opened up so I decided to go ahead and go in. Fantasy Ranch wasn't overflowing with customers but there were more than the last few times that I was there. The last few times that I visitedvisited there may have been three or four customers and two or three dancers. This time there were probably ten dancers and fifteen or twenty customers. Not a huge crowd but more than last time and it's a small club.
Normally the dancers are usually about a 4 or a 5 on a 1-10 scale, if that but this time there were a few 7's. So again, an improvement.
Also I have affectionately called this place pot hole ranch because you could bust an axel navigating the many craters in the parking lot. You'd need a lunar lander to avoid them all. But it seems like some of them are filled now. Not all but not as bad.
One skinny blond with big DD cups came and sat with me and I was going to get dances with her but her breath reeked so badly of alcohol and she just would never stop talking about nonsense and so after ten minutes or so I got away from her. I saw a cute brunette with huge natural tits and a thick but very nice figure and went to her for dances.
I've done this song and dance at the Fantasy Ranch before. Basically you pay 40 dollars to have access to VIP and then it's pretty much whatever you want. You and the dancer work out a price. She asked if I needed a condom before we went into VIP. I said no. I just wanted BBBJ. She said great and that she'd just get some napkins to spit. I said okay. She said we haven't worked out a price yet. She said 200. I said that was too much. We went back and forth a few times and I ended up giving her 80 once we were in VIP. She gave a nice BBBJ with Russian on her fabulous tits. It was rushed though and she kept rushing things.
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