Mediocre

I visited on a Saturday night a few weeks ago, in my ongoing quest to replace Crazy Horse, Bedford. (CH Bedford, for those unaware, lost its place as Cleveland's best combination of gorgeous girls and good contact when it turned all the regular lap dances into air dances a few months back.) As Executive's Den is also on the east side, I was hoping to be at least somewhat impressed, though I didn't go in with high expectations. Overall, it was a major letdown, though I might give it another chance in the future. It was freezing cold inside the club, the layout was very dingy, and none of the girls were that impressive. Maybe one or two 7s, but they were preoccupied with regulars the whole time. The rest really didn't get me too excited, though again, I'm still spoiled by Crazy Horse quality.

Cover was cheap ($5) and so were table dances ($10), so with a better slate of girls, it could be worth it. I got a couple dances from a rail thin blonde who (being generous) was a 6 -- but she gave off a crazy-eyes vibe that sort of creeped me out. Still, she gave a decent grind, and while I didn't get to frisky with my hands she didn't seem to mind a little touching. There was a girl who spent all her time at the table next to me, and she actually looked like she would be worth my time. Never got a chance, though, so I left after only staying for an hour or so. Then, to cap off my night, I got panhandled in the parking lot by a homeless guy. I guess this is what you expect when the club overlooks I-90 and the only security is one old guy sitting at the door.

Like I said, I'm not opposed to trying it again, but lately I've been impressed with downtown Crazy Horse. It's a longer drive, but probably the best bet for replacing the good times I used to have out in Bedford. From what I saw, Executives Den would probably only be worthwhile as an extras club, and I didn't really get that impression--at least not from what I saw when I visited.