everything they say is true

So I have been hearing incredible things about this club. So I went last Saturday. I got there at almost 2 and the parkinglot was packed. There were valets parking the cars. Now I am not a trusting person so I parked across the street at the shopping center and walked over.

$5 to get in, pat down by a girl. Then I walked into a club so dark I could barely see. eventually it came to me but at first I could not see anything. The place was utterly packed. PACKED! standing room only!

A trailer trash girl found me first and sold me on VIP. She said she had a couple of sisters there too. She tried to sell me on them but this being my first time I just wanted to see what the place was about.