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Haven't been to Ritz for LONG time, but down near Fells Point and decided to visit. As always, in some ways most annoying thing was lack of parking -- it's REALLY hard to find a spot that doesn't require parking in frankly a pretty project-type neighborhood; feel much more threatened there than ever have felt at the block. Once inside (10$ cover), it's a very nice layout. Long bar/stage, with lots of couches and seats that are both pretty comfortable and offer a good view of the stage. Upstairs, there's only a small stage, but again, lots of comfort -- it's a very good place to simply sit and chill.

Sitting at the stage is fun; will often get a face bull of boobie, and girls will afterwards come up and talk without being pushy. In fact, that's one of the nicer things - the hustle factor is relatively low- girls will come by, but if you want to simply chill, a simple $1 tip takes care of that with little problem.

So, the dancers: Actually, interesting mix of nationalities -- probably more Hispanic or Asian dancers than all other clubs in Baltimore combined. That's great...what's not is the age. This appears to be the MILF capital of the world -- on a Saturday night, VERY few under 30 dancers, and a good number obviously pushing 35-40. Yes, that's ageist -- but hey, that's part of the appeal of a strip club. Most are in pretty good shape for that age, but a more varied mix of dancers, age-wise, would be great.