Orlando Strip Club Tour

…decided to give the clubs in Whorelando a go for a spell rather than burn up the highway between Cocoa Beach and Tampa.

Dancer’s Royale (and Rachel’s, both of them) is the stop for beauty. I’ve noticed a bit of a relaxing of the “no touching” policy at DR. A girl getting off the stage rubbed her ass against my penis for a quick second as she walked by. A girl at the bar was pressed against a guy while he had his hands on her ass. But that’s about it. Still no real lappers, just quick sneaks.

Crystal Cabaret is doing a good job hiring the industrial neighborhood girls for the industrial neighborhood guys. There’s actually some good looking ghetto and trailer park girls here. I’ve been in the late afternoon before the $10 cover (and $5 re-entry fee) starts but the DJ was saying that at night there are upwards of 20 -25 girls there. The beer was $7. The bar maid says there are 2-for-1 drinks for $7 during happy hour. Soul Food truck in the parking lot.