Gave Missouri Clubs a try

For years I heard Missouri clubs were shit. No contact, no alcohol, no nudity... No fun. I always utilized clubs in Illinois and Iowa. But recently I had an opportunity to be in Kansas City and in the Power and Light district. Like you no doubt could imagine I did not hold out much hope for this "Night Life Area". I was pleasantly surprised!!! Descent restaurants, intriguing bars, and only one very polite offer to purchase drugs. I mean very polite, he complemented my car, recommended a few nice places to see, and inquired if I needed anything else to complete my evening. Very polite.

Now that I've been charmed by this unexpected place I think "Well fuck what do I have to lose, there's a Titty bar, here I am, I know it is going to suck with the laws here, but lets see...

Bazooka's Showgirls is in a well lit area, nice entry, has a real up scale feel to it. When you enter there is an escalator (I'm not quite sure why it's only one level up) that leads to a adult store. Didn't visit . The ground level leads to a pay booth ($25 entry fee). The main room is rather small. Image a rectangle room where you enter in the short wall with the restrooms now just to your left.The stage is center left with one row of stage side seats, a row of small tables behind that, then the walkway leading to the backroom, just past that to the far side of our rectangle was a small raise area of tables and booth seating. The booth seating seemed to be where the regulars were seating with the dancers lounging in twos and threes with a few older guys. I found a seat near the backroom door posted up to see what there was to see. I took advantage of the free bottle of water and waited to see the first dancer. With the first round of dancers I learned that the clubs a few years ago all got together and all agreed to send a big fuck you to the state and they now do what ever they want. Full Nudity...check - Contact on the rail...Check - Alcohol... Well no still no there Sorry. I didn't take advantage of any dances at this club but did later at another club a few blocks over.