Only club in downtown San Jose, so it has that going for it I guess

This club has a low ranking, it deserves one, but it is not the management or girls' fault. The rules the city of San Jose has put in place make this club over priced and boring.

I went in on a Tuesday night around 11pm, knowing that it was the first night it was open since Saturday. I expected it to be pretty empty, but not this bad. There were two dancers, two guys at the stage, the DJ and the bartender - that's it! I expected a little more for a growing town like San Jose, but after being there a bit - I realized why it was dead. The bartender was really cool and gave me a buck off my ShockTop, so it was only 7 bucks a drink.

The one dancer was an overweight Latino woman who was really not interested in being there and the second was a very cute, tall brunette with a skinny body and OK moves. I watched her dance and "strip" to her pasties and gave her a couple bucks. She came right over and sat with me for the three songs the other dancer was on stage for. Both girls were working hard and the other guys were throwing up a bill every other set. I felt bad, so I let the cute one talk me into a private half hour dance for $200. She did her best, but she was not allowed to touch me or take her clothes off. I have had some great dances at places where the girls had to keep their clothes on in private, but not the case here. Thanks to the rules, it was pretty lame. She did let me touch her a few times with only a half-hearted discouragement, but not worth the money.

When we were done and I was ready to head out, I realized there was only one girl left in the place dancing on and off for the last 45 minutes. The two guys at the stage where pretty pissed, so between their jealous looks, the hand full of boob I got and the feeling of charity for making the dancer's night, I didn't feel like I got totally used.