Shotgun Geniez
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709 Main St, Hamburg, IA 51640, USA*

A Misfire

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Looneylarrytoo
Jan 10, 2016, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Friday Evening

Stopped in again, after a long dry spell. If you get there early, you may have to wait for any dancers to show. Stopped by once a few months ago and the door guy told me to not bother since no dancer had arrived yet. I was disappointed, but I appreciated the candor.

On this night, I took a seat and there was one other customer and no dancers. The club is still fairly clean and the carpet doesn't look too worn. They had a little drama when they found a used condom on the floor in the traffic lane to the back rooms. But it didn't seem to be a big deal--there was little evidence of anyone that could have been responsible.

After 30-45 minutes, a regular dancer arrived at the club and came out of the dressing room. She was the busty AA girl (Diamond) that can sometimes be fun and saucy. She did a listless set on stage that didn't really stir you to storm the stage. Only after a sense of obligation came over me that I sat up at the stage and gave her a couple of ones. Then when I returned to my regular seat, she grudgingly came over to join me. We talked and there were no other dancers at about 7 pm. There was the usual patter and back massage come-ons and barely interested flirts from both sides. I almost folded the tent for the night, but thought I could spring for the quick 2-dance combo in the back. I have not tried the timed room yet, because the talent didn't seen to warrant it.

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A Misfire