Dead like a cemetery

Played hokey from work and decided to check out a club i had not been to in at least 8 months. When I arrived I turned the corner to go upstairs to the nude room and found that the nude room was closed. After checking out the first floor talent of ra few minutes I knew the club was a complete waste and there was absolutely no talent on hand today. A very old no talent dancer stupid by and asked me if I wanted a dance and after declining I asked about the nude room and was told it is not opened on Mondays and Tuesdays. They apparently are still doing 2 for 1s on Tuesdays but I knew the talent was so low that I immediately left.