Not Great, Not Horrible

Decided to try one of the many strip clubs in the area. Free parking but a $10.00 cover at the door. The inside was dated and worn but not that different from an average club. I took a seat at a table near the stage and watched a curvy black dancer go through the motions. She exposed a large pair of with big dark nipples just as the waitress arrived to take my drink order. I ordered a Bud Light. I took a moment to look around now that my eyes were adjusted and counted three other ladies all white. One was slender and the others two were curvier. I was on my second beer and the third dancer before I was asked if I wanted some company by the slender brunette. I accepted the offer. Within a few minutes the waitress stopped by to see if I wanted to buy the lady a drink. I popped for a drink and order my third beer. Typical small talk for about 10 minutes before she asked if I wanted a dance. I passed as she wasn't my type. The customers outnumbered the dancers so after another 20 minutes I decided to move on.