The girls here are incredible, even...

The girls here are incredible, even better than my last visit about a year ago. Every single one was a knockout. The most difficult part is deciding which one to take to the back. And trust me, they will all come up to you and give you their best sales pitch. Within my first 15 minutes there, I was approached by four girls, all rubbing my legs, and whispering sweet nothings in my ear. I wasn't left alone for a second. One girl would leave and another would swoop in. Didn't really give me time to take in my surroundings, which is probably the plan for the girls. They don't want to give you a chance to see the other girls.

The layout of the club hasn't changed. Dances are done in a side section which I call the hall of mirrors. Five bucks to the door man. Dance prices are negotiable. I saw some girls charging $25 per dance, some offering 3 for $50. This place is all about upselling too. When the girls get you to level one (one dance), they'll push for a package deal (3 for $50), then the spaceship room (either 15 minutes, but "30 would be better"). Despite all the warnings before, I fell for the trap of the spaceship room for 15 minutes ($125). I was curious. The girl of course didn't deliver on anything which she promised. That's OK. Like I said I was just curious. But the spaceship did provide for ultimate privacy. No bouncers, no cameras that I could see.

But overall... the girls I give a 10, the lapdance area a 9, the hustle a 6. Ybor is still my number one place in Tampa, but this is a close second.