The Best SWFL has to offer! I think!

Alright, I will be short and sweet. I am used to tootsies in Miami, so walking into this place was nearly a joke to me but I still gave it a shot to see if I would like since I moved here.

Dancers are alright tho, they don't really try much since there is noone there. But if there is a crowd, they try their best to put on a decent show. Lap Dances are average. Nothing much is to be expected unless you get one with this spanish chick, who is ridiculously wild and will give you a run for your money, and this military chic who is down to earth.

No food was a bummer, but pitcher is $11. And to avoid this one Jamaican waitress over the week end, always complaining and want to force your hand into buying shots. Smoking can be overwhelming in there, which I hate but to be expected in strip joints.