a decent option for Cleveland

Cleveland does have a fair number of SCs however it's way down the list of good strip club cities. Not sure if it is local laws or club owners that choose to limit fun. Either way, one would never go out of their way to make a trip to the area for the sake of the SCs. On a recent work trip I did go to Gigi's, Amber's, Christie's and Secrets. My visits were so short at Gigi's and Amber's that I won't even post a review. Both were guzzle a beer and bail in light of the lack of anything enticing me to stay. I've been to Christie's and reviewed it before so I'll pass on reviewing again. Nothing has changed much there in my 5 or so visits over the past few years.

I did camp out at Secrets for a few hours. Among mediocre strip clubs in the area, it's one of the taller midgets - mostly on the basis of layout and the bar, not dance or dancer quality. No cover when I arrived and half price happy hour drinks. I was drinking $2 domestic bottles which changed over to $4 at 8 pm. Was also buying half price shots for a couple of dancers and I think those were $3. They do have a nice, enclosed smoking area with fire place and TVs which is solid. I did partake in numerous floor dances and a few VIP room dances from three different girls. The floor dances are $10 and the VIP are $20. The $10 dances are air dances and the one girl that I took to VIP was 20% grind and 80% air which is the inverse of what a good dance is. Usually if you sample three different girls one is bound to deliver but not on this particular day. There were about 10 or so girls there and everyone was in the 5-7 range (not good). Maybe one or two 8s on an easy scale. Not a bad bar experience but didn't hit the mark for a great SC. I'd give it another shot before dismissing it altogether but I won't be rushing back.