Finally

Well I finally got the chance/nerve to head to Tijuana and check out the infamous or famous Adelita bar. I first went and got a hotel room at the Motel 6 at the last US exit, then proceeded to walk to the boarder around 11 a.m. on a Monday morning. Things have definitely changed in a very strict way to cross the boarder now. I had to check in with a passport card and the Mexican police were standing there with their M16 machine guns as I was checking in. Very intimidating at first but once you check in and do actually cross down into the ramp leading into Mexico I was quickly swooped up by a Taxi driver. I told him "Let's check out Adelita's." After a short ride and 5 dollars for the ride plus a 2 dollar tip I was finally there.

Upon entering ( no cover charge) I was quickly met by a little spinner named Anna. My goodness she was looking very cute, so we sat at a table and I ordered a beer for me and a 7 dollar drink for her which was I believe water or something definitely non-alcohol. After about 3 beers I finally agreed to go upstairs for 60 for her and 13 for the room. Guys make sure you keep your money well organized because it is probably not too wise to pull out a wad of cash in front of people. So anyways we head upstairs, she first puts on a red satin robe to head up stairs. I pay the room fee of 13 and head into the room where I give Anna her 60. She disrobes and wow, this girl has a 6 pack abs and begins to give me a cbj. She then asks if I would like to get on top or if I wanted her to get on top. I elected to get on top, well that lasted only about 3 minutes before she tells me I am squishing her.lol. I am over 200 lbs and she maybe weighed 100 lbs. So she got on top of me and finished me off reverse cowgirl. Wow she was great. As we got dressed the towel boy was there to ask for his tip which I gave him a buck and then I was hit up by 2 more towel boys for a buck each. The hotel was actually very clean and somewhat modern.

So back downstairs to the bar I went and there were so many more girls now and a few more customers. I sat back down at the table I was at and ordered another beer and was approached again by some very beautiful women asking me to buy them drinks, I told one to come back in 15 minutes because I wanted to relax a bit and have a smoke. Yes you can smoke in the bar, which is awesome because I am a smoker. Then a strong 9 came and sat with me and introduced herself and wow, she was hot as fish grease and curly hair down to here waist. So I bought her a drink and decided to take her upstairs but first I used the restroom and low and behold the bathroom attendant was selling Viagra for 20 bucks a pop. I tried to talk him down to 10 bucks a pill but he wasn't budging. So I decided to buy one and went and sat back down and bought my new gal another drink for 7 dollars and myself another beer. We then went upstairs after our drink and it was even better than the first. I wish I could remember her name but I am sorry I cannot. After about 30 minutes of fun we went back downstairs with being able to dodge the towel boys.

So now I meet some guys from San Diego who are veterans of the game down in TJ. They cut me in on some do's and don'ts and we walk next door to Hong Kong and wow, it was like a whole different world of Utopia. I finally decided I had had enough and went back to the boarder again another 7 dollar ride with tip. Stood in line for approx. 3 minutes to get back to the USA. It was actually a very short line at 8 pm going back. Once I was there I decided to get a cab back to Motel 6 where I slept like a baby.

Guys if you are thinking about going? Go.. It is a fun time. Just don't drink too much and use common sense. You should be fine.