not enough value to the dollar

I've been going to this locale since it was the Bowery Club, back when it was the Hooters of Strip joints, now I like nothing about the Tens experience. I don't like the parking or the presentation out front. They totally went all in thinking "upscale" but it only succeeded in being a garish sore thumb in a sadly depleted run down neighborhood. If an area ever badly needed gentrification it's downtown Salisbury beach. The club staff is very grumpy and nonplussed when you interrupt their conversation to pay your over expensive cover to get into this too too dark club with delusions of grandeur. The club wants to be Manhattan or Miami but the girls who come in are all Bronx and Fort Lauderdale. They shot their wad in presentation but have neither the talent nor the clientele. The stage is shaped like an amoeba and perfectly designed for your typical Massachusetts squat and roll show. It may as well be the Cabaret. Forget about pole tricks and actual dancing. Even if you overpay for a private vip dance, it's your boring Massachusetts air dance and too expensive to boot.