I have been meaning to record this visit to Bogies for several weeks

I have been meaning to record this visit to Bogies for several weeks. After an unsuccessful visit to Henry's, I decided to go with old reliable. To my surprise, the club was littered with the oddest collection of miscreants I have seen here. Odd looking girls, ugly girls, sketchy girls, an albino girl, tatted girls -- they were all here. I was imagining a first-time ever oh-for-Inkster evening.

Then it happened -- my evening went from empty to promising to bizarre. Sipping my $8 beer (with tip) on my bar stool, I couldn't help but notice a tall dancer standing to my right. She seemed early 30's and seemed surgically enhanced up top. I think her name was something French-sounding beginning with M. She was wearing a very see-through mesh outfit and was asking the bartender numerous questions including "is it ok if I smoke in here?" It didn't take an Einstein to figure out she was new to the club. We conversed while she gave me the Bogies handshake during which she revealed that she had started at Bogies just 15 minutes ago. This was not only her first day, not only her first shift, but I was the first customer to even speak to her since she started. She claimed that she worked previously at the Penthouse, but I am not sure I believed her.

She began to hit me up for a private dance. Usually, I stay away from Newbies. Playfully, I assured her I might be interested in a private session, but there would be no dancing. I made her a low-ball offer that I was sure would be rejected. To my surprise, she accepted stating that she wanted to start off with a win. We paid the $10 toll and off we went. She got undressed fully, allowed freeplay and DFK, then got down to business. After a bit, she asked if I had a wrapper, admitting she wasn't prepared. I said no and she went ahead and finished anyway. The only bad part was she carelessly spit after finishing all over my disheveled clothing. Then she said that would have cost $200 at Penthouse. Sure. Whatever.