Strange but not bad

I broke one of my rules by going here. I do not go to strip clubs in Maryland because they are either 1) in Baltimore; 2) very low mileage (think Kaos Grille in Towson); 3) Black clubs where I am out of place (think Spice Lounge in Waldorf); or 4) too strange to be enjoyable (Mitzi's in Hagerstown). I've been burned too many times by MD clubs. But I was in the area for a night, and their facebook page openly advertises high mileage, so I gave it a go.

It never ceases to amaze me how stupid strip club owners are. Their facebook page and everything I could find on Google says they open at 8. Drove by at 8 and not a single car in the lot. Came back at 8:30 to find sign that says door unlocks at 8:30. Bullshit. Did not actually open until 9. Why must you mislead? If you want to open at 9, advertise that, not 8 or 8:30.

Went in and paid $20 cover, which is steep. Dank old building in industrial area of old baltimore pike. No alcohol, soft drinks are $5. Based on where they are located I thought it might be a black club, but most of the girls are white. Girls get nude on stage and will step off stage and give mini lap dances, with 2 way contact. Odd pricing structure for dances, which I still don't fully understand. Apparently it is $20 for clothed lap dance out in open, $30 for topless and $40 for nude, touching of butt only. For extra $20, same can be had in private room with touching of butt and breasts. Unclear if this extra $20 was for the room or per song, I assume per song. $60 for one nude lap dance is steep, and I didn't try one. But the mileage was so high on stage that I didn't need one.