Xmas eve- last minute stocking stuffer

I made a call to see if they would be open. I was told the club was open 365 days a year, lounge opens at 1pm , dancers start at 5pm. So I had everyone else's gift taken care of so I decided to get something for myself. Was there when the gates open. Regulars know to get there early to get a good spot. Well a lot of the regular seats out in the open were marked as reserved (pay xtra). A lot of us decided not to partake this day because the house was playing "screwge". Things picked up about 6:30. Many of the dancers that would have to play Santa were not there. I would say the ratio was in the girls favor 2:1. Luckily my favorite was there and yes guys I did monopolize the time. For Prince Georges county and the tri state area you can not do better. A couple of notes - it was announced they would be closed Xmas day during the day. Of course once the DJ/BM came on things went down hill. Its a strip club not a radio station. Another reason to get there early. I was walking out feeling good.