Underwhelming and mechanical

Came in on a Saturday around 11pm to find a club crowded with customers. Unfortunately, the lion's share of the dancers were either drinking with one another at the bar or crowded around a single table. I was there for close to an hour, and five girls were just seated at a table, hanging out with these three thugs for the whole time. They never danced. They just chatted and talked on their phones.

The whole time I was there, I was approached for a single dance, which ended up being the worlds most uninteresting table dance. All of the dancer's clothes stayed on. It's also worth mentioning that probably half of the girls dancing on the mainstage didn't remove their tops.

There was a decent mix of ethnicities and body types, with a bias toward non-white dancers. This is also definitely a rap/hip hop club, so the music was fairly annoying. Most songs were cut down to about 2.5 minutes, so, since I wasn't really paying for much dance time, I guess that was a blessing.