Aim for the Parties

The first time I went here was a Valentine's Party. I don't know why I picked that, but it turned out to be pretty smart. The bouncers said it was invite only, but let me in anyway "because I lived in the Valley." It was free, and so was the booze. How is this possible?

I sat down near the stage and was approached by a chubby, very busty dancer and a waitress offering me beer. I got one, of course, and around the time she was putting my hand on her massive tit, I was asking, "How is this allowed? Nude clubs can't serve alcohol." She said that a few times a year, they closed down the club for a "private party" and gave away (not sold) alcohol. Ok, then. The other thing that was good about the party was that it meant all of their girls were there at the same time. The stage(s) were never empty unless there was a dance special going on. Lots of variety. I partook in some private dances and was not disappointed. The girls were pretty physical. I think my last one of the night was with a very athletic Latina.

I went back for, I believe, a 4th of July party. Drinks weren't available this time, but all the girls were there. There was an especially thick and pale dancer whose stage routine was particularly aggressive. I wanted the same up close, but her private dance was distressingly tame. I hung around a while longer as a skinny Asian girl chatted me up and tried to sell me dances. I like thicker girls, but she was insistent, so I acquiesced. This was a very good decision as she gave a superior lap dance with lots of hands-on attention.