finally made it to dearborn

Well after all the reviews I've read about Detroit, Dearborn and Inkster, I finally made my way there. Because of the reviews I choose Cricket because of the ashtray factor, I didn't want to smell like one when i got home. Wow it all happened so fast, I didn't take it all in too well, but it was nothing special inside, but pleasant. Got there about 1:30 on Christmas eve, figured I'd try to get myself a present. Sat at the stage for a minute then went to the bar for a seven dollar beer when i got no service, thought this isn't going well. First dancer was about 40 little rough but what the hell I'm not going to the prom I thought. I tip her and she stops after her dance. A little talk and she asks if i want a dance. Having read the TUSCL reviews I knew it was time to negotiate. I said I don't want dances, do you do extras. She said what are you looking for. I said something with a happy ending. Her name was Keisha she said i don't do that ( I thought what the hell !) but she then said I'll get you somebody who will. OK. Kia was brought over, and first thing she said was do you want a BJ. I said that would be nice. She said her price, I countered and off we went. Wow, what a hoover, I was like a school boy. In and out of Cricket in twenty minutes. Smiling all the way, this is a great area I look to explore.