Club 31

I've never had any fun at this club, yet whenever I'm in the area (which isn't often) I find myself stopping by on the slim chance that there will finally be something interesting going on here. No such luck. The girls are generally 4-5 on the attractiveness scale (with one or two rare exceptions), are either overweight or near anorexic and seem like the last thing they are interested in doing is walking around after their sets and chatting up the customers. Most seem content to sit with friends/regulars and drink most of the time. The lap dance rooms are uncomfortable and don't offer much privacy. I haven't done a lap dance here in ages because the few I've had were lame and pretty mechanical. The only pluses are that beers were cold and reasonably priced and there was a reasonably attractive bartender, but that's about it. Bottom line advice: don't go out of your way to pay a visit.