shoot this, Willie.

Welcome to the Land of legal Weed, and in this case, a REAL strip bar! I must preface this review by saying that I'm not a local to Denver, Colorado. This is my first time in Denver and this Club my first club visit here also, but man I was IMPRESSED! ! !

The best way to compare this club is to say that in many ways it resembles possibly the best non suck-n-fuck club in all America... yes you guessed it Baby Dolls on Shady Trail in Dallas, Texas. (If you've never been to BDS in Dallas you really need to go - whatever seemingly monumental problems you may have with your existence will all be put into perspective once you set foot into BDS Dallas you just have to trust me, and that's saying much as I come from Canada where most clubs especially Montréal clubs really puts American clubs to shame)

Shotgun Willies has 7 total stages just like BDS. The girls keep their bottoms on and finish on stage after a few songs, just like BDS. The staff at Willie's are awesomely fantastic just like BDS. However this club does not have an upstairs, ultra private rooms, flatscreens all over playing live sports, or girls that will go the extra mile like BDS for the appropriate amount of money. BDS WINS easily but still this club immediately triggered the comparison in my head. Now other reviews here suggest that the girls Dance on tables and it sounded like they weren't really stages, but they are. Every stage is plenty wide - wider actually than BDS satellites - and glow in different florescent colors so that the Boss can tell Katrina to go to stage yellow or red and she'll know what he means. The girls here also don't rotate from one satellite to the next as they do at BDS, so you need to boob-nap these girls more quickly here if you see ones you like and you WILL see ones you like here guaranteed! I didn't find one girl or staff member for that matter with a bad attitude and that's a major plus. Also there was a plethora of female patrons at this club on this night also which always brings a smile to my face because it turns a club into a club instead of an all-male sleaze joint. Plus it's very important to show young girls just starting college or whatever that strip joints aren't really dangerous or anything like at all and 99% of men who go are extremely respectful. In this way not only do the guys not have to whisper in their friends ears that they wanna ditch the ladies at the regular bar to go to the strip bar when the girls are down too, and it can only increase the odds that a once reserved bitch can finally let her hair down and make some extra $$$$ for school books while doing what every girl secretly craves while in a completely safe environment, flash her titties!!! to strangers and wear next to nothing with stripper heels on and spin the iron pole for a brief moment in their short shelf life of hotness...be a Champ and enjoy life in a way their mothers only WISHED they could have when they were young without being objectified! Just because I've seen your legs and breasts next to your dancing pole and I throw money at you like a desperate little slutt doesn't mean I have any less respect for you once you put your clothes back on (cum in pants). Eager guys see sooo much T&A in this world that it isn't like they'll even remember you. Even if you're a 'smoke-show' us guys may remember you the next day, possibly might remember you the following week, but unless we have a real 'moment' together where balls'-'semen is secreted and our eyes fall into the back of our heads and you take a Load like you oughtta there is no way we'll remember you next month ANYWAYS!!

Others on this board have mused about how the old Willie's was better and I'm not going to argue that as a first time attendee however I have no problem w EVERY stage being visible from the right seat because here the girls don't rotate from satellite to satellite so if you weren't able to see all the stages you might miss your dreamgirl's Dance all together. Not a good thing. If you are timid about other people seeing you out then I'm surprised you had the courage to step inside a SC to begin with, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with celebrating your heterosexuality especially in an Era where so many have lost their way. I blame Xxxxtasy for that haha.

The girls here were fantastic on two fronts - both of which actually BEATS the highly esteemed Baby Dolls Dallas club surprisingly in that allot of these girls are right around 20 years old (they can start peeling off their clothes to reveal their baby breasts at 18 in Colorado and I certainly think this club encourages that they do) & I really doubt if anyone here is keeping a watchful eye on whether they take a sip of your drink AND the vast majority here have what Ghod gavem on display and have not gone the road of Silicon valley. PLUS & PLUS! However BDS still wins easily because there they have legitimate private booths where you can get away with so much more with the right consenting adult even though it never hurts to choke and pull their hair in a playful way to remind them who's really in charge in this life and even in the just semi-private booths at BDS the girls are gonna put their breasts in your face where a more courageous customer (ME) will make no bones about making lip-smacking noises with your perky nipples darlin'-"... oh and I do remember this one dancer called Miley Cyrus who actually matches the real Cyrus perfectly, only that the real Cyrus WISHES she had this dancer's chest in which case Playboy magazine wouldn't have to keep hanging up on the real Miley Cyrus asking to pose nude lol;()