The reviews are true

So after reading many of the reviews on here, I finally decided to head to this little hole in the wall.

Was a little nervous about going in when on a Friday night, the parking lot was a little desolate, but I already made it this far and had to see what the hype was all about.

Security guard outside welcomes me and I walk in and it's DARK, I can't see anything. I hear stripper shoes tapping the floor. The door guy greets me and tells me it's a $12 cover, and there's no alcohol. I see a big stage ahead with an attractive girl topless and decide to continue. My eyes still aren't fully adjusted because this place is extremely dark. No TVs, no bar. Just a stage, seats and a few booths around the seats were it looks like private dances were being held.