Thee Dollhouse

Last week I visited Thee Dollhouse in North Myrtle Beach. This week I am in Tampa and see Thee Dollhouse Tampa across the street outside my hotel room window. I assume they are related, but I didn’t confirm this with anyone. I got in very late, so I head across the street at about 2:00 am. Cover is $5 dollars. They tell me they close at 3:00. Obviously, this means they will start kicking people out before that, so this will be a quick visit. Like the Thee Dollhouse in Myrtle Beach, the Tampa club is very upscale. It’s not quite as luxurious as the one in Myrtle Beach, but close. It has a more contemporary look, with a giant video screen behind the main stage, and other screens scattered around. It’s much smaller than the Myrtle Beach Club, probably only one-third the size, but it’s a decent size club. It’s only small in comparison to Myrtle Beach, which is very big. The main bar is on an elevated area to the right as you enter toward back of the club. The main stage is toward the left/front in a lower seating area and there is second smaller bar in that area as well. There is also a seating area on the elevated area past the bar. Further past that is the VIP dance area. Domestic beer was $5, a little pricey even by strip club standards, but not outrageous. Now the most important part: the girls. The talent here is top notch. There were all 8 and up, probably mostly 9s and a good number of 10s. Mostly white, but a few AAs. I didn’t see any Asians. This is a topless club only, no full nudity, and the girls wear pasties. There were at least several dozen circulating. Several stopped by. Non-VIP dances are $20 and I got a couple from two girls. They were not bad, with light grinding and some two way contact, but not what I would call high mileage. This is not the kind of place where you grope the girl’s boobs outside of VIP, nor will she be fondling your junk. I was here about a year ago and engaged in both in the VIP room, which is a large, open area with booths and not much privacy, so not a set up conducive to extras. I can’t remember what I paid for 30 minutes in VIP last time, but this time I was quoted $130 for 15 minutes. I wasn’t interested at that price, plus it was late and was interested only in a couple of beers and a couple of quick dances. The club is very nice, the girls are fabulously good looking, and the dances are decent, if not something to write home about. It’s certainly worth a visit.