Football and titties!
In Cocoa Beach, one must visit. Today found a seat at the front bar. Noted malt pops went up to $5. Sat watching the Fla/Alabama game waiting for something intriguing to get on stage. The dancer sitting next to me was engaged, but did the occasional dancer turnaround to check on me. When he left, she decided to engage. The exchange went atypically:
HI, I'm Imagine (strippers taking their names from cruise ships now!). HRU? I'm not so good. Haven't made any money. I dance good. Never had any complaints. Am I ugly?
She had a tattoo on her left shoulder that looked like the guy on a pack of Zig Zags. I asked her if she showered, cleaned her ears, and belly button. She affirmed in the positive. I really didn't want to tell her that she was oh, maybe about 30lbs overweight. And that the tattoos didn't enhance her overall look.
2 really hot ones today - Minnie - about 5' with a perfectly proportioned body, and Brooke, some acne, but incredible body. Tipped both, but did not get a visit after leaving the stage. Third one came over - small up top, flat tummy, and a very nice lower carriage. Waited for me to finish my beer, talked and told her some bad jokes, while playing with her long dark hair, occasionally tweaking her nipples on the way past. Off to her office, and some very nice mutual stim. Index finger found a very nice area bereft of any bothersome hair, and visited her inner room.
I like this place, been coming here for a long time. If you ever find yourself in the area, it is highly recommended. Dropped about $70, had a great day.
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