First Trip to Sin City

Well I finally got around to checking this place out. Left a house party this past Sat night and decide to take a look. First of all this place is exactly what I hate about the direction strip clubs have gone in. They've turned into these "Fashionable" clubs that people go to be seen. Anyway, I knew I would be at least a little disappointed when I got there and there was a line outside. I mean it's like 3am and there's is a damn line outside. People are doing what ever they could to cut the line, make deals with security, etc. now if I had not already driven to the Bronx at 3 am I would have certainly turned around and went home. But since I was already there I said the hell with it and waited it out. Took me about 20 min to get in. They charged $30 at the door. Once I got in I wasn't really wowed by what I saw. I mean they had some attractive girls I can't lie but not nearly enough to justify the BS you have to go through to get in, I mean the place was packed but I was struggling to find dancers. There seemed to be too few dancers and too many customers. Also, there are a ton of fake asses in here. I'm an ASS man but I can't stand fake asses. This is a "baller" spot we're young fools throw money in ther air to be seen. Dumbest shit ever if you ask me but fuck it, it ain't my money.

Maybe the day shift is a lot more my speed but the night shift certainly is not. Pass.