Yellow Rose
6528 N Lamar Blvd Austin, TX 78752

too crowded

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pimpleface2
Dec 8, 2015, 12:00 AM
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The thing that stood out the most to me about this club was how packed it was. I was there on a weekend I think, but I dont keep track of days well so I'm not sure enough to choose a day from the drop down menu. It was difficult to even find a table, even one you have to pay for, but I found a seat at one of the stages after a few minutes of scanning through the crowd. There are two levels, one higher up level for VIP, and a lower level for the plebians like me who didn't bother to make a reservation. A huge part of the crowd was the dancers themselves, which seems very Vegasesque to me. Some may like that kind of ratio and the competition it drives, but I prefer my dancers to be a little less aggressive, willing to talk for a bit and humor my humble belief that I exist as more than just a wallet to be milked. The dancers were hot, but I gave them an overall 5 because of the fast-talker attitude so prevalent there. Same with the monetary rating. In regards to the physical club rating, everything looked pretty new, but the classist layout reminded me too much of the Titanic.

Not my kind of club.

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