Between the language barrier & the...

Between the language barrier & the uncertainty of what you are going to pay (to say nothing of what you're going to receive), let's say it's an interesting experience to visit Tabares. From what I could pick up, this is the best of the Acapulco clubs. A couple of blocks off the main tourist street & not far from where the cruise ships dock. Cab was about $5 from downtown hotel. Fairly safe area, it appeared. The roller-blading host/bouncers are still there. With luck, they might speak a little English & point you in the right direction. If not, you'll learn sign language in a hurry :) . My first trip to the couch was disappointing, since the chica wanted it fast & rough while I wanted it slow & easy. Efforts to communicate that failed totally. On the second try, I got lucky: she knew a few words of English. Very few. But enough to at least find our way to a back room where it was a good experience. She was willing to do pretty much "whatever." I wasn't but it was still a good ride. If you are a US strip club veteran, you'll probably enjoy Tabares. Beginners, beware!