This place is unbelievable . . .

Scores Columbus is truly one of a kind. I went in on a Friday night around 10pm. Decent number of girls working. Some of them were actually good looking. Talked to one of the attractive ones for awhile and bought her a few drinks. Her name is Lei. She seemed like fun so we decided on thirty minutes in the VIP. We even discussed the tip up front, and I assure you, the amount decided upon is more than these girls usually get for a VIP.

Things were going great at first. Then about halfway through the waitress came in to refill our drinks. Lei asked if we were done and the waitress explained that we still had another fifteen minutes. Lei then told the waitress that we wanted to order another thirty minutes. I laughed it off and said only if Lei wanted to pay for it. The waitress chuckled and then excused herself. At this point Lei stopped dancing. She insisted that our time was up and proceeded to tell me that the tip we had agreed upon was not enough. I reiterated what I would be tipping and tried to get her to continue dancing. Nothing. I again tried to get Lei to continue dancing and pointed out that I had paid for a full thirty minutes. Still nothing. So I got up and left without tipping. I asked to speak with a manager so I could explain the situation. After doing so the manager excused himself for a powwow with the other managers, and I was left standing there for a considerable amount of time. When one of them returned it was explained to me that there is a no refund policy. That’s it, he told me, there’s nothing more that can be done.

I asked to speak with a manger higher up on the totem pole and after more time waiting a different manager emerged. He explained to me that he has no way of knowing that I did not ask Lei for a blowjob and he stated that I could conceivably be upset because I did not receive said blowjob. He even stated that if a customer came in from someplace such as South Texas that this hypothetical customer would naturally expect a blowjob and then get upset when one was not delivered. Wow. I’m born and raised in Columbus, Ohio, I don’t speak like I’m from South Texas or even fully comprehend what South Texas has to do with this establishment. I’m also a decent human being and I don’t make up stories in attempts to receive a refund. I let the manager know that he had insulted me. After further discussion I was presented with a Scores VIP card that will grant me free admission “for life” to this Scores and three others in nearby cities. After more discussion I was presented an additional VIP card that “should” grant me free admission “for life” to any Scores in the country. Yippeekayay. Now I can be ripped off and insulted at any Scores in the country and I don’t even have to pay the $10 or so admission fee. This is truly brilliant marketing on behalf of Scores.