A hidden gem!

I recently discovered beamers while visiting my hometown. It had always been there all these years as I grew up in the next town over, but had never heard it was even worth a look. People give it very little praise or credit, and I am here to declare it certainly deserves respect and is worth a visit if you are in the area and looking for some solid strip club fun. But this is an R rated experience at best, and those seeking overtly X-rated experiences should head over to the other two joints that are wrongfully classified under the same business category as this one.

This club has made it as one of my all-time favs. It's small, the name is cringe-worthy and the decor cheesy and outdated, but this place employs a fantastic group of people who run a clean and efficient operation that makes for happy customers and competitive, quality dancers. The dancers are gorgeous, but many are anything but personable and lack conversational skills, most likely because they are predominantly from Russia and some speak limited english. I would have to complain that there is little diversity in ethnicity - I spotted only one black girl, but wow, was she a gift from the heavens! I suspect that all non-russians that get hired must have exceptional beauty and personality to match, as the attractiveness scale is fairly high here and they can clearly afford to be selective. I can't understand why else there would be such a lack of diversity. The girls dress as they want, most in short, tight outfits or dresses. But nonetheless, the girls are smoking hot, and some are sweet and try to converse with you. All are eager to lap dance you into a happy place. But do not expect much action beneath their panties and your belt will not be loosened - but if you relax and try to enjoy their service, you will likely be surprised by your level of satisfaction. The dances are clean, but surprisingly good quality. Plus, they are full length songs, and reasonably priced at $25 each.

It's important to note that if you are intimidated by hot dancers, you may not ever get to dance with the girl you like here. I watched this happen to two different patrons and I still don't know if the dancers they clearly wanted to be approached by were too inexperienced to know when a customer was eyeing them, or if they were being arrogant and expecting to be specifically requested, or if they simply hated their job so much they were purposely ignoring the dance opportunities available to them. It seemed like a lot of these girls were disgusted by men admiring them and by the job in general, until money was waved in their faces. This was not true of all the girls, but definitely a number of the hottest russians. Many others were quick to snatch up anyone interested in a dance or even a chance to hustle you over a drink or two. So, advice would be to get up and go request a dance from any girl just lingering and looking like she is waiting for something or someone. It may be your only chance.