Loco Lovah

The Loco is whatever you want to make it to be, and I love that about this club! This is another Missassaugua area club where like most if not all others in the area money speaks volumes and girls will come from as far as Montreal and farther to claim their share of that cock dollah. If you want something more you don't need to be ashamed to bring it up with these exotic workers, they won't take offense they know that's what you really want and they should be complimented if you ask for the full package from them. Be surprised if you can't find a BJ for $120 and FS for 2-3 Hun. As to this location specifically, well there seems to be better LD seat selection than just where the dancer may take you so it doesn't hurt to take this information. The Loco is located right near the airport, if you're wanting a slower pace definitely steer clear from here Friday and Saturday nights because it does get busy if you were hoping to perv without being seen, otherwise the more the merrier! Fridays and Saturdays are the real hit here. I'm convinced some girls work just those two nights for 5 hours later on into the evening and basically shoot ducks in a barrel and leave with mega-money to last them the whole week. The whole club is one big warehouse floor. Imagine going to a flea market except here you're looking at babes wearing next to nothing and on stage fully nude with one bar to host the whole ensemble maybe 3 or 4 servers on a busier night and at times a pretty funny DJ but the beats here are fine and so are the girlies! Unlike the Atlantis Café that smells like dead pigeons this place is actually nice in that you can see everything that's going on from anywhere you seat yourself and you can creep in different areas where girls are less likely to roam if you merely wish to enjoy the stage show, but not too many are tipping at the rail. No the guys in here are looking for the right babe to bust with. And luckily for the girls most do exactly that and bounce rather than linger around for hours. Now the alcohol here is limited but certainly its available. And there's definitely no asshole at the door charging you a cover to walk in or complaining about what you're wearing, and frankly that's how all good clubs should be. You shouldn't have to be dressed to go to a formal dinner when you're going someplace where girls with their breasts falling out of their clothes are gonna drape all over you. That said this joint isn't very pushy, you don't get the girls who fall into your lap before even saying hello or dragging you to the backroom. If you wanna just hang they will let you. Can't tell if the owner here is Vietnamese or Chinese but just trust me he's wanting you to have a good time and intelligently enforces a come as you are, do as you like approach with very little interference. I've never had or seen someone with a dorky flashlight doing rounds at the various LD stations to ruin your moment with the girl of your choosing. Yes you can find girls here who are past their prime like any club but I personally think Loco is a good breeding ground for new talent coming up through the ranks with girls that just get it. Sex happens people that's the only reason you're reading this right now. While sex may be slightly risky bjs certainly aren't so that's what I usually opt for when feeling the burning itch and most of the girls here will just say right off the bat when you reject them Are you sure? You can do whatever you want back there? I tend to think that is actually true and not just a farce. But don't go to the LD Area on the left side of the warehouse if you are facing the stage. No go to the right. Especially if you're one of these guys who feels a little sheepish about having another stranger observe a dancers head in your lap possibly making lip smacking noises. I used to be sheepish but lately I just don't give a f. If you wanna watch me get taken to school by these experienced girls go ahead and take a picture... whatever. So really it's not only the selection of girl that makes me like this place - mostly white - with your token jungle women and rice eaters mixed in - but also how management runs this place that I find endearing. Every time I walk in here I just breathe a sigh of relief. I know that I can relax and take a load off here and without too much effort find a total babe here also. There's a good number of girls from Montréal here too which for whatever reason just makes me horny. Try this place first, then compare it to others in this area. I think you'll agree with me that Loco wins. Although I hear many great things about Atlantis I never seem to have as good or relaxed a time there as I do here. Anyway some healthy competition certainly never hurts. Loco stays the way it is I'll keep coming back!:()