Downtown needs a better club

Was partying downtown on Halloween and the cab situation was so crazy we didn't want to risk waiting forever to get a better club. The setup at Gulch isn't bad but 1) I've seen better looking dancers in small cities in the midwest, 2) the prices weren't great considering the quality of girls, and 3) they have a pretty strict no touching policy. I'm not talking about crazy extras or anything. How strict?

I was with a lady friend who was at her first strip club. We were trying to find the right girl to give her her first dance when this unattractive woman just kinda starts dancing and I felt too sorry for her to say no. Of course she was pissed that I only bought my lady one $25 lap dance even though she flipped out on her for merely putting her hands on her thighs. I get that some girls don't want their tits mauled by greasy dudes all night, but if you can't take a hot girl's hands on your thighs you might be in the wrong business.

The best part of the night was that the privacy of the booths allowed me to slip a couple fingers through my lady's crotchless panties and get her off a couple times while the other pervs across the stage just watched and laughed a little. Oh and also that my lady left her purse and when we came back a minute later they had already put it in a safe place. The servers were nice, but I can't recommend this place from my one experience.