Annual Pilgrammage

Made our annual return to the wonderful establishment known as Treasures. What is there to say about this place? Like all the strip clubs it's off the main strip. Take a limo there and receive free/discounted entrance. You walk in and there is a plethora of females to choose from. If you have a type, SHE WILL BE THERE. There are so many girls that most dancers working there do not know each others names. But be careful, they will pounce on you the second you walk in. These girls are aggressive. This place is usually packed to the brim so be ready to stand for a bit until you find some seating preferably by the main stage. This is the type of place you can have lots of fun on the regular dance floor. If you're wise, sit toward the middle of the chairs near the stage. That way you can get a view of everyone first and not just have to accept a dance from a girl you may not like. Of course you can also opt for the $100, plus drinks, plus tip VIP option upstairs. Honestly, it varies from girl to girl whether or not its worth it to go upstairs. Some girls will go topless and let you touch everything right there and then. Others might try to charge $30 instead of $20. Some girls, the contact is one way until you agree to part with a Ben Franklin or 2. There used to be some VIP dances in an area over by the bar but in our recent visit, this area is no longer there and they've introduced some seating booths. If you're really hungry they say the steak house next door is super good. I didn't try. The girls get discounts on their food. Everybody in our group had a different mission that night. One of our men went to the VIP from 1 am to 6 am. I can only imagine the cost of that! Another one of our guys got a call from his bank at 3 am asking if the $200 charges were okay. lol. I ended up going to the VIP with whom I thought was the hottest girl in the place. A chick named Valerie. Think of a blonde Gianna Michaels with the most amazing eyes, smile, and natural rack you'd ever seen. Great conversation with her too. I never understood T-Pain's "Im in love with a stripper" until that night. Went for the double length VIP treatment. Parted with about $250 from my wallet. Full contact Topless. I chose not to do the "next level up", EXTRA VIP. She was quoting it as around an additional $250 dollars. This was the house's price not the girls. I kindly declined. If your smart and know how to say NO you can come here for an hour and spend no more than $80-100 bux. If you plan to have a medium time, bring around $300-$500. If you're looking to go ball to walls prepare to spend a pretty penny. There are ATMS on the floor and the VIP. If i remember correctly it's a 10 dollar surcharge. Dont quote me on that. I do remember from our last visit if you use your card for VIP instead of using cash or going to the ATM you have to sign off with your finger print. I cannot confirm if this is still done here. Its easier to just bring cash! Last but not least, and probably the most important tip! All week you are going to hear " FREE limo to the strip club guys!" or "Wanna see some titties!?"...............These promises are fulfilled! However, if you plan on collecting that FREE LIMO HOME part of the deal you need to do so at a reasonable hour. Limo drivers have families too! lol. Most of them won't be awake to pick you up at 7am when you're ready to leave. You might get lucky and snag one of the last guys at 5 or 6 am. Unfortunately for us, however, we ended up taking a taxi home every time we visit here. There are no shortages of taxi's but like most things in Vegas, they aren't FREE. Happy Clubbing!!