How the mighty have fallen

This was once my favorite club. That was over a decade ago before ownership began raising prices on everything and did away with cabaret dances. That was too bad. I really liked the layout of the club and I loved how the girls used to come off the stages and come over to the comfy couches alongside the stages and do mini-lap dances for a couple of bucks.

That was then. This is now. I haven't stepped foot in the place in about ten years. Club still looks pretty much the same... just emptier. The girls are the worst looking of any club in the state. The stage dances are lackluster. They shouldn't even bother. There is an upstairs that in the old days used to charge an additional entry fee at night. I went during the day, but noticed a register near the entrance so I assume it still applies. There were maybe three patrons upstairs and two scary-looking, older dancers milling around. It was a ghost town up there. I didn't stay more than a few seconds and went back downstairs where there was a little more activity.

I was approached by a Brazilian older lady who was very forward about what was on her menu. She wasn't the most attractive thing, but by comparison to the other dancers at the club, she moved to the top of my list. I had a good time with her upstairs, but it was too business-like and impersonal for my tastes. When I went back downstairs I got a dance from a black dancer named Lux. She had far and away the best body of any girl in the club. She told me to find a cubicle while she got a ticket and I was a little put off by the number of cubicles downstairs that had tissues crumpled on the floor. Pretty disgusting. Can't somebody get a broom and a butler and sweep up a little? Made me think twice about taking a seat.