Mileage galore

Now that the Columbia SC clubs have fallen on their swords instead of mine, it’s time for high mileage devotees to find new stamping grounds. Well Follies in Atlanta and the Inner Room Cabaret in Cocoa Beach are a little too far for a one day jaunt. Therefore, I scoured the reviews for high mileage joints within a 4 hour drive where I could get my joint stroked. The answer is: Jacksonville; there are three clubs, Wackos, Sinsations and the Doll House where reviews suggested serious mileage, but for a price.

This review covers the Doll House, and it’s my recommendation in Jacksonville for serious afternoon delight (I’ll also review Wackos but skipped Sinsations; no time left). Let me say up front that I don’t give a shit about adult beverages in a strip joint, flashing lights and fancy decor, dancers with model quality looks, great music selections and the like. I care about only two things; reasonably clean rest rooms and getting my dick cranked early and often. Also extras in a strip joint over and above a good hand job are of little interest to me for obvious reasons.

With these views in mind, the Doll House fit me like a glove (and I don’t mean that kind; at my age I don’t need anything that dulls the senses). I liked the large parking lot, the relatively new building that while not plush is quite functional, the low cover ($5) and one-time non-alcoholic drink charge ($5), the nudity on stage after parting with another $5, and the fact that the girls aren’t wasting time on their cell phones or sitting for long periods with regulars.