Don't go during the early afternoon

I was interested in trying something different than Christie's (which is definitely the best in Cleveland, hands down) - so I had heard good things about Hustlers club, and decided to try it out. I was first surprised by the amount of security you have to go through (have to sign in as well, just a heads up.) When I arrived, there were 0 dancers on the stage - oh, and I was the only person in the club (Wednesday at 1pm granted.) After I politely asked if their was any entertainment coming on stage, several dancers appeared - but many giving weak performances. One girl stopped and talk to me after her dance, but she just seemed bored and interested in talking to a human being. Finally, another dancer who was more my type (tall, white, skinny) gave and good performance and I took her back for lapdance. Her lapdance was 70% air with incredibly low mileage ($20 per dance) although I will say that the cubbies for lapdances give a good amount of privacy. Needless to say I think my experience would have been different if I had come here during a weekend night - but I would highly suggest to stay clear during weekday afternoons!