Fantasies
63 NJ-36 Keyport, NJ 07735

Avoid Mondays......

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ohyeah123
Nov 17, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

I've been here a few times recently and enjoyed the quality and variety of dancers, the music and the general atmosphere. I like all types of dancers and can appreciate the variety. However, Monday evenings at fantasies is not the place to be. It is their weekly hip hop night. I love WOC dancers and the varsity that they represent, but the Fantasies hip hop night does not find the best. As I passed through the metal detector and got patted down, I witnessed that the bar was nearly empty. Very few patrons and no dancers on stage. The bartender immediately tries to get me to purchase a bottle of champagne for myself or for the ladies. Wtf? There's nobody in here, nor do I want to pay $300 for champagne. How about a simple hi, how can I help you. Either way,, I ordered a beer, sat down and stared blankly at the empty stages luckily I got to watch some football in the background. After 10 minutes, two dancers came out, one sat by the bar, the other slowly made her way to stand on the stage. Both dancers were a two at best. Both looked very disinterested. Both were way too big to be dancing. I can appreciate big and beautiful, I like thick dancers,but certainly not what was on display. Fantasies, if you're going to do a hip hop night, please put in some effort. I high tailed it out of there, but I'd love to come have some fun on a hip hop night. I like what the bar is trying to do, get some variety but they got to do it well. In the meanwhile, I'm avoiding Mondays at fantasies and by the looks of it, so is everybody else.....

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