So Much Pussy

Despite the dingy, smoky atmosphere, the crappy chairs, and the creepy dude taking money at the door, this club remains one of the best value strip clubs within 100+ miles. If you go on the right night and find a girl you like, you may very well go home happy. If you're doing VIP, make sure you bring quarters for the condom machine in the restroom. If you're doing lapdances and have a few extra twenties, make sure you've got something in your pocket to clean up with so you don't have to walk back outside with cum all over yourself.