The Always Reliable Horns

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue, part of the London "Money in jug" strip pub circuit.

Today my friend and I visited for a quick drink (and pussy viewing) before heading off elsewhere. As usual The Horns proved high quality and reliable. Girls were mostly nice looking and good enthusiastic acts. The front tables were a bit nearer the stage than sometimes (which I always like for a closer view). The money in jug circuit is dwindling greatly from years ago, so I am most grateful that this nice venue was added in recent times. Especially as today my friend informed me that we have lost another venue in the shape of the good old Flying Scotsman. The modern trend seems to be for poncey table dancing venues like 'Spearmint Rhino' which do nothing for me.