Don't bother...

OMG this is the worst strip club I've ever been to...

On a road trip up I-81 my buddy and I had an overnight stop near Harrisburg PA. I did some research here on TUSCL looking for some evening entertainment.

I posed this question to my buddy: "We can either go to a place that is about 5 minutes off our route that looks fairly classy, and the dances are described as tame, 1 way contract, or... We can drive about 30 minutes out of our way to a pretty run down looking blue collar club, but the dances seem to be hands-on. "