Always a treat

I have reviewed Hong Kong previously but some things are a little different so I figured I would review it again. As has been noted entering Mexico is different. You go through the turnstile and instead of going right you go to the left. There will be two lines. One for Mexicans and one for tourists. When I got in the tourist line it took all of five minutes to get my tourist visa and be on my way. They do stamp your passport if that is a problem. After that you go through an inspection area. You press a button and if it gives green you go through and if red you get an inspection. I'm not sure why but when it was my turn I was told not to press the button and just go through. Do I look too innocent or do they only have you press it if you have bags(which i didn't) with you I don't know. Anyways, after that you head outside and it is maybe 200 yards or less to the taxis. Cinco dollar hong kong said to the driver and a few minutes later I'm there. This time I rented a room. I rented one of the jacuzzi rooms. It was nice to have my own room and take my time plus the opportunity to invite the ladies into the hot tub was nice. I brought three girls up and all three seemed genuinely impressed with the room. I won't go in to many details about the club as it has been described in depth and you can check out my previous review if you want more on my trip as this one was similar. The chicks are amazingly beautiful. They are crazy aggressive and even $1 gets you a squeeze of any girls tits. Just walk up and show them a dollar and take your feel. That is one of my favorite parts. Got to see the shaving cream show this time and that was cool. One strange thing as I was leaving. As I was leaving the taxi right in front of Hong Kong was just pulling away. Another was pulling up and the security guard told me not to get in that one. He then opened the door for a different one and I got in. I have no idea why maybe it just wasn't one of his buddies who knows. But the one he did tell me to get in to took me straight to the border and didn't overcharge me so all is good. I went back to the border at about 6 pm and there was like a 15 minute wait. Not too bad at all. I had checked on the customs and border patrol site before I left and decided to get across while the getting was good. For anyone who is scared to go across don't be. Just don't be stupid. I am very white with blonde hair and stick out very much. However, I've been twice and never had the smallest issue. So just to recap for someone who has never been I will give my tips for going. 1. Either take the trolley or if you drive park by the jack in the box. 2. Rent a room if you plan on going upstairs at least twice. It is just a better value for the most part. During the week as cheap as $55 for a standard room and you can make a reservation online and no credit card needed. 3. Bring lots of $1 bills. Everyone will expect one so I bring a lot and give them out freely. 4. Walk around a little bit and check out the different levels. Some ladies seems to just stay on certain levels. 5. Get tacos from the stand right down the street. They are great. 6. Either use the wifi or if you have an international data plan check the wait times for crossing the border. They seem pretty accurate and no one wants to go when the line is three hours. 7. Go, go , go and go again.