Saturday sojourn

Had time to kill before a flight from DTW on a Saturday evening so stopped by the Landing Strip in Romulus. More dancers than customers on this visit. Immediately struck by the large number of TVs around the perimeter of the relatively small club. Lot's of college football action going on with not much attention being given to it. Smoking appears to be tolerated (yuk!). Had a decent burger and beer for about $20. Given the relatively large dancer to patron ratio I was expecting all sorts of attention. Did not materialize. Girls all had their sights glued to their cell phones. Nothing more irritating than two people sitting next to each other with one (me) watching TV and a gorgeous 20-something blond with barely a g-string on watching her phone. Suddenly she laughs out load, turns to me and asks if I'm an "extra's guy". WTF was she laughing about? I'm disoriented & feeling like I'm in some sort of a time-continuum warp. Was she laughing at something on her phone, the TV or me? Before I could mumble a "sure" she had gotten a new text and had forgotten what she had asked me. Back to the phone, back to the TV and back to my burger and beer. Sat around for another few minutes and took off. I said "bye"; she said "uh-huh" without so much as looking up. Off to the airport in time to catch my flight. Lots of conversation with the flight attendants. So it wasn't me!